planing

The act of rubbing feces or lubricant on someone's back and proceeding to slide across them with your arms outspread as if you were a plane.

Sam, my aunt taught me what planing is yesterday!

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plane

noun: Accourding to Samuel L. Jackson, ABSOLUTELY the worst place to have unaccounted-for snakes.

Samuel L. Jackson: We got Snakes on a Plane, man!

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Plane

Something that those motherfucking snakes should get off of.

Samuel L. Jackson: Thats it! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane!

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this plane

Used in songs by Wiz Khalifa.

- getting high and taking flight

You gon' miss this plane"

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planeing

To travel somewhere by plane.

Guy 1: Dude how you getting to Mexico?
Guy 2: I'm planeing

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plane

a marijuana ciggarette. a "joint"

i just rolled a fat plane. you wanna spark it?

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planes

Anything that flies, except helicopters, birds, Superman and Jesus.

"Are those planes?!"
"No, it's just Jesus and Superman again."

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