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A substitute for the "f word".
WHAT THE PLOK?
"Last night I PLOKED a girl so hard, she cried!"Said Bobo.
"Well don't over-plok, you might get a PTD, or Plok-transmitted disease," said Carl.
MUTHA PLOKA!
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Ever-confused, ever-bewildered, ever-baffled, defied by logic - yet forever comforted by self-hallucination.
plok: I can't posess what I don't have? what the hell?!? I'm cool.
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Popular Filipino word which means sex. Basically, a sound that is made when having sexual intercourse. or a invitation to have sex.
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Oy pare! buti pa sila may ka Plok Plok.
Hey girl, Gusto mo mag Plok Plokan tayo?
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Popular Filipino word that also means a prostitute or a person that loves having sex.
Tingnan mo yung plok plok kung kaibigan
(Look at my plok plok friend)
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v. to cough up a hairball, especially if the creature plokking is a cat.
n. cat puke (from the "plok plok plok ackkk!!!" sound a cat makes while he's doing it.
She: "Ugh!! There's cat plok in my shoe! It's ruined!"
He: "Yeah, I heard the cat plokking a little while ago."
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When you're being fake as shit and won't game with the boys
"Hey bro wanna play some-"
"Nah fuck you, I'm bein' plok today."
A noun which exemplifies the sound of a hen, or a female chicken, laying an egg.
I heard a plok when the hen layed an egg.
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