pokeball

A particularly strong kind of Ecstasy / MDMA pill. Pokeballs generally have a reputation of containing a solid dose of pure MDMA -- though not every "pokeball" pill is guaranteed to live up to this expectation, most do.
Pokeballs are thicker than the typical MDMA pill, come in a variety of colors, and usually are stamped with a logo (like a butterfly) on one side and a "pokeball" score on the other side.

"That white butterfly pokeball hit me so good last night I only needed one pill for the whole night!"

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pokeball

A ball where a pokeyman is stored in.

There are different kinds, but the classic red and white one is most popular.

Go Squirtle!
*throws pokeball*
SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE!!

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pokeball

you morons!!! you know exactuly what a pokeball is! you stayed up till wwaaayyy past your bedtime on christmas day playing pokemon blue/red! i know i did. there the little balls you somehow fit gigantic animal/bug/robot/6 year old drawings into! i swear.... most are red and white, how ever there is way more including the master, great, ultra, safari, heavy, timer, quick, etc balls, comeing in many diffrent colors/colours

person1:hey! i caught a voltorb in my pokeball!!!

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pokeballed

when playing 'Pokemon GO' you throw a pokeball at a pokemon and the game freezes so the pokeball which has the pokemon in it doesn't shake and you are forced to restart your game.

dude! i got pokeballed when catching weedle!

pokeballed

When you engage to marry someone early before they can realize they can find better.

Pete Davidson pokeballed Ariana Grande.

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Pokeball

Before you cum, you place one of your balls halfway in the anus* of your significant other and pull it out. When you're just about to cum you scream your favorite Pokemon and "I choose you". To complete the act you cum on her forehead and your shit covered ball enters her mouth, thus cleaning your ball-sack.

*This should make the ball look like a Pokeball

*Performing Pokeball*
"Gyrados, I choose you!"

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Schrodinger's Pokeball

When playing Pokemon Go, you catch a Pokemon, and it freezes on the closed Pokeball, therefore, you do not know if you caught it or not

1: DAMMIT MY GAME FROZE
2: Did you catch it?
1: No, it's a damn Schrodinger's Pokeball

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