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Pole Dance

When a guy pays not nearly enough money to watch a hot girl slide up and down a lubricated pole, while he imagines it's his dick (which is actually more like a chipolata sausage), then wanks himself off in a dirty toilet, like the stupid prick that he is.

Guy: "Oh yeah, you want my dick don't you? Look, she's so hot for me."

Pole dancer: "Give me my money."

by Dark Star Annalise December 23, 2008

83๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


pole dancing

A performing art which incorporate dance and gymnastics. It involves dancing and performing acrobats on a vertical pole.

She does pole dancing

by 20ufgs June 23, 2011

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pole dancing

when someone dance around a pole, usually exotically.

that bitch does the best pole dancing with your top off.

by call me joe January 21, 2003

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pole dancing

Stripping. The act of sensuous self-manipulation and gyration around a metal pole (usually in a strip club) with the intent of stirring up lust in the people viewing the dance. The pole is an integral part of the dance because it assists in some maneuvers and because it furnishes a central gathering point for people either to watch or to present tips.

Any attempt to pole dance without stripping is mere trifling.

Pole dancing without nudity is a trifling waste of time....

by Etymoligizer September 27, 2007

192๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pole dance

the national dance of Poland (where the Poles live)

A Scottish student to a Polish student: Is the pole dance your national dance?

by Polish girl in Scotland September 29, 2010

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pole-dancing

The act of shoving a pole up one's ass, so that one gets hyped up and starts moving, therefore creating a random and humorous dance.

His pole-dancing was disturbing that night.

by Kamikaze Watermelon October 9, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


pole dancing

A ritual that has been done for thousands of years by people called charles in which they pole dance in front of gay men.

Wow look at charles go!

by hamster freedom fighter February 9, 2004

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