PooTSD

The horrific mental after effects after experiencing a traumatic bout of explosive diarrhoea.

Babe, you don't understand. I have serious PooTSD! It was all over the kitchen floor and somehow in my hair. *shivers*

pootsd

The fear of having doggy style sex with a woman who has a shitty bum

I'm terribly afraid of going to bed tonight. My wife is horny and wants sex but I'm still suffering from PooTSD from our last encounter!