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PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.

Fuckass: Would you like to learn the Bible?
Fagass: No. Haven't you heard about PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: What the hell? No.
Fagass: The PORNIC mass involves the Cummy Bible.
Fuckass: kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: i don't speak Ukraine war.

by October 3, 2023


PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.

Fuckass: wluld you like to learn the holy bible?
Fagass: Fuck no, I take part in the PORNIC mass community.
Fuckass: What the absolute fuck is PORNIC masa?
Fagass: It's a religion orbiting around the Cummy Bible. A Bible that involves the Ar-Raqqa bombings and cumming into a chalice.
Fuckass: what the fuck????
Fagass: You haven't heard of PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: Well, now I'm intrigued.
Fagass: Well, regardless, kys иди нахуй.

by FuckassEmpire October 3, 2023