Pre - Slam Jam

The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.

Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)

Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!

Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!

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