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PT Cruise

To eat naught but Pop-Tartsยฎ from dusk till dawn as was commanded by the Lord, Jesus Christ, Our Savior.

"Sorry, I can't have any salad. I'm on a PT Cruise." :smug:

by TheDukeLeto March 22, 2013


PT Cruising

P(oon) T(ang) Cruising. The act of actively pursuing punani.

Franky and I went to the arcade to do some serious PT Cruising.

by Dr. Badass January 15, 2008

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PT Cruising

-v- To suffer embarrasment and/or damaged pride as a result of a rental car company shafting you with a PT Cruiser for the week. Inevitably, any man "PT Cruising" will be seen by an alarmingly high number of attractive women who will pass judgement on him without knowing his car is a rental.

Coworker 1: Can you give me a ride to the airport?
Coworker 2: Well, I'm PT Cruising this week...
Coworker 1: Nevermind, I'll call a cab.

by Sasquatch519 April 30, 2008

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