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Praise The Lord !!!!!!!!!
Wow,after all that rain the sun comes out. PTL!!!
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Tartan Concert Choir: “Let everything that have breath, let everything that have breath, let everything that hath breath praise the Lord!!!”
“Let everything that have breath, let everything that have breath, let everything that hath breath PTL!!!”
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1) "Praise The Lord!"
2) "People That Love"
3) "Pass The Loot"
4) "Pay The Lady"
Bob : "The PTL club, founded by Jim and Tammy Baker, was brought to ruin by a combined conspiricy involving Jessica Hahn, Howard Stern, Berkley Brethard, Jerry Falwell, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swaggart, Pat Robertson, the Liberal/Leftist Media, Ronald Reagan, Fawn Hall-and/or-Donna Rice, Playboy and Penthouse, National Lampoon Magazine, and Satan Himself!"
Eric: "Dude, you're f**king wacked!"
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Potato love
when she gives you hardcore kissing
when she bites you lips to hard
She was giving me a potato love
My lips were swollen after she gave me a PTL
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Post-Thesis Life
The beautiful time when a college senior is finally finished with their senior thesis and can enjoy senior spring like a normal human being.
I can't wait for PTL, when I can finally drink with my friends again instead of working on my thesis.
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Part Time Lover.
Having a relationship with no strings attached.
Just like friends with benefits.
Joe is just a PTL.
Man I need a PTL so bad....
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Generally-accepted acronym for Pulpit-Taught Lemmings. This refers to people who allow themselves to be mind-controlled by their church or place of worship. This is most evident by the movement of Christian churches in the US to gain control of the government. Their leaders are currently urging their congregations, which are filled with PTLs, to vote for conservative candidates who will establish the US as a Christian nation.
PTLs are ruining the US by allowing the narrow view of their mind-controlling pastors and priests to interfere with their objective thought and intellect.
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