Pugged

To tease a man so much that they get an erection, then at the last minute before anything happens between the two of you, say something so disgusting or something that is such a turn off that their dick is softer than play dough then leave him be.

John: "Oh hey man, how'd it go with Julie last night?"
David: "Not good John, I got pugged. I knew it when she started talking about her mom's ingrown toenails."

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Pugged

A man or (woman) that claims ownership or one who pet sits or even has temporary custody of the Chinese Canine know as the Pug (disambiguation) can also be substituted by Dutch bulldog, Dutch mastiff, Mini mastiff, Mops, or a Carlin.

While in custody the Pug, the individual uses the Pug's natural captivating character, remarkable personality, and overall lovable fascinating docile but also vivacious nature in order to gain carnal knowledge of another individual of the opposite gender. Intercorse being the ultimate prize, however any know bodily fluids are acceptable.

" I was walking Connor on the beach the other day and I Pugged this sweet Surfer Chick from CofC!"

" Met this MILF and Red's ! One look at Connor and I KNEW I was getting Pugged that night!"

"I am so sore from getting Pugged all weekend , I have send that beast Connor the Pouch Palace so I can get some rest"

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pugging

The act of joining PUG's (Pick-Up-Groups) in online games.

-"You running some games with your guild later?"
-"Nah, they're all offline so I'll be pugging for a while."

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PuG

Pickup Group; used commonly in WoW and other MMORPGs. Basically means a group that isn't formed by people you know; instead, it's formed up of random, possible noobs that will completely wreck whatever experience you are getting the group for.

Dude, that rogue totally ninja'd that blue BoE helm that dropped in BRD. This is why I hate PuGs!

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PUGS

Abbreviation of Pathatic Udders Great Seat

When she has a great ass but deflated empty titties

Darren: You sleep with any pugs this weekend Clive?
Clive: Just the one that I have been tapping for a few weeks

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pug

Smooshed face dog. The wife loves them more than life. Of Chinese decent, they are very good at escaping heathen kids, alot like a ninja would. The Chinese decent also attributes to their exceptional math skills but they're not very good drivers.

My wife takes that pug everywhere she goes.

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pug

A very funny, loving, and cute little dog that is very people friendly. Pugs are mostly inside dogs because of their sensitivity to heat, cold, and sunlight. They tend to snore a lot but that only makes them more endearing to those of us who are owned by them.

Pugs kick ass and those who say they are ugly don't know wtf they are talking about.

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