Pabst Smeared

1.The state of being intoxicated, hammered, or drunk from Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

2.The messy bowel movement resulting from the previous night's binge of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

My friend Sammy lost his job so tonight he's getting Pabst Smeared.

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pabst smear

A drink. When a Pabst Smear is ordered, a shot of vodka is dropped into a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Julie: Hey Sandy, isn't that bartender your gyno?
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!

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Pabst-Smear

When you get really drunk from drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I drank soo much PBR last night I had a Pabst-smear.

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Pabst smears

The after effects of drinking too many Pabst blue ribbon beers.

John drank way too many Pabst blue ribbons last night, hes been on the toilet all day with the Pabst smears

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pabst smear

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's

I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's

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pabst smear

1/2 PBR, 1/2 Guiness

"I ordered a Pabst Smear from the bartender"

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Pabst smear

When one stands naked head to tails over another and pours a Pabst Blue Ribbon down their back letting it drip down their ass crack and then smearing their backside on their face .

I totally Pabst smeared their face.