Pad Search

To pat ones self down in search of a note pad.

Used when you say something so funny, that you seach for something to write it down on, on your person.

Conducted where your breast pockets would be, or are located. Then to the pockets located below your belt line.

In the event that you are naked, lift sack or breast.

It is not recommended that you entertain people while in the buff.

Can be used by others as sarcasm if the joke wasn't funny.

"I had to do a pad search after that one, but no luck. I forgot what I said that was so funny last night"

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