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to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle.
this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10
and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.
Jim:Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill?
Bob:O yes I did he got paddled like the bitch he is.
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v. To beat off; masturbate
"After spending the day with your sister I had to go home and paddle it."
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A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.
girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles!
girl2: Me to, cause i'm from Monkton!
girl3: Same, i got there to get totally taken advantage of by some 40 year old man while i'm drunk after my 2 WKD's!
guy1: you paddling it this weekend?
guy2: no, i actually like the way my healthy dick looks!
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verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.
i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw!
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A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches
Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches
Aphrodite: Pfff, you oughta see Paddles, He's a real man
Modern day: 'That guy's a Paddles!'
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A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever.
The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles.
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A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.
We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.
Ya dude that would be totally badass.
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