Page Avenue

The place where the parties are hard and the cocks... even harder. This majestic avenue encaptures the memories that you've always dreamed of not ever remembering. Located in the Wilmington, North Carolina, you know that parties are hard because no one really gives a flying fuck, baker's fuck, or even a mother fuck. A lot of blood, sweat, and semen have been spilled on this road. I have never seen so many people resemble zombies because of their fucked-up-ness. If you dont party here, then FUCK YOU!

Douche: What did you do last night man?

Bro: Fuck if i know, i went to page avenue. You couldn't join me, could you, douche?

Douche: Sorry, i should have known it would have been a kick-ass time.

Bro: Well, that's what happens when you are too busy sucking cock. You miss out on rages on page avenue. Fuck yourself and i hope it goes in your eye next time

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