Painting the Bucket

Orchestrating and faking your own death.

Want to get out of the constant bombardment of paparazzi in the life of fame? Painting the bucket might be the option for you!

Paint bucket

Taking the easy way out of something.

Rather than painting a fence with a brush yell MUHFUCKIN PAINT BUCKET and yeet that shit onto the fence

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Paint Bucket

After intercourse, a person will wait until their partner is asleep, and then pour a bucket of fecal matter ontop of them.

Sick, but true.

Dude, I woke up this morning, and I found out that I'd recieved a paint bucket last night!

Weak dude, weak.

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