Painting the roses red

Originally taken from Alice in Wonderland. English term for a woman being on her period. (On the rag, surfing the crimson wave)

'Sorry baby, you're not getting any tonight. I'm painting the roses red.'

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paint the roses red

To frantically attempt to cover up a mistake with severe consequences. Popularized by alice in wonderland.

I accidently broke me mom's favorite antique vase so i had to paint the roses red.

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painting the white roses red

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.

Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"