Palakihan ng Tite

Literally: Comparing the Size of Penises/Dicks.

A phrase in which Filipino parents compare the achievements of their children from the children of relatives and friends, thus gaining bragging points as a "good parent."

"Uy pinsan, narinig mo ba? Tamad ka raw sabi ng nanay ko."
(Hey cousin, have you heard? My mom said that you're lazy.)

"'Yan na naman nanay mo eh, nakikipaglakihan na naman ng tite."
(There goes your mom again, comparing her dick palakihan ng tite again.)

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