An extremely pale skinned man. Tall and lanky. Frail looking. Possibly anemic. Always making smart-assed comments. Participates in the drama club. Gets way to into gym class. So because of these traits, he has been labelled with a cool nickname that does not match up with his nerdy personality.
Jon: Did you hear that Willuar Cornman fell off the stage at the play rehersal and sprained his ankle?
Tom: Who?
Jon: You know. Pale Thunder
Tom: Oooh ok. Of course leave it to Pale Thunder.