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1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.
2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.
Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.
Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)
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The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.
"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Rosie Palm's better looking sister.
I got blue balled on my date...so I had to call in Palmela Handerson to finish the job.
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The name of the hand you jerk off with
I am talking to Palmela Handerson
Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.
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