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When someone has an incredible amount of money and still whinges about trivial things like the gas bill. Based on Gwyneth Paltrow, the queen of Paltrowing.
Robert: Oh damn I only have $35 million net worth now and I wanted to buy a new microwave.
Dana: I have so much money but this zit on my nose is killing meh!
Me: Fuck up and stop Paltrowing.
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Most overrated actress ever who desperately wants to be half the man her father was, but only recieves awards out of pity. Won the Academy Award for Shakespeare in Love and then proceded to pretend she was British for a good bit of time, then made a whole bunch of crappy movies. "Fashion Icon" who often looks emaciated and was stupid enough to name her daugher Apple.
The lead in the play was such a Gwenyth Paltrow, all style and no substance.
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A marijuana cigarette rolled so tightly, usually by someone one your "behalf," you'll barely get a hit off it; a joint so thin and white it resembles Paltrow's actual body as well as the type of joint a skinny white chick would smoke so as to maintain her dainty, "holistic" lifestyle as opposed to getting seriously baked.
"Come on man, don't roll me a Gwyneth Paltrow--I gotta get some THC up in this bitch!"
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The real way to spell Gwyneth Paltrow, not Gwenyth Paltrow. Is an okay actor. Has done more crap films then good films. She won an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love. Named her kid Apple for some reason. She's pretty good looking, not outstanding or anything. She goes out with many guys, including Ben Afflek, Luke Wilson, Brad Pitt...
"Hey man, wanna go see the new Gwyneth Paltrow movie?"
"Uh... Err... Nah. I'll give it a miss."
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Hack actress. Clings to celebrity boyfriends & discards when they have nothing to promote. See also starfucker
Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, Luke Wilson, that wimp from Colplay, etc...
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She's an actress and a total different breed... She named her children Apple and Moses for whatever reason and she made candles that smell like her vagina and her orgasm. Coming back to the acting, she had better roles when she was younger but the movies were not it to be honest.
Everyone thinks she's very good looking which I personally don't get.. I guess it's cause she's blonde and skinny and that's a beauty standard
Oh and latest news: she beat up a guy and then skied away
Q: Who's that woman with the weird candles?
A: Gwyneth Paltrow
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a fantabulous young actress, who's films continue to show her growth. also*, a woman who's fashion is often copied and imitated for seasons.
Q :who's that pretty blond actress in "Sylvia" ??
A : Gwenyth Paltrow
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