pan fucker

A person that claims to be pansexual but says they do not, in fact, fuck pans. If you hear a ‘pansexual’ say they do not fuck pans they are 1 of 2 things. 1 is a liar and 2 is a co fused bisexual.

Person 1: You heard that Amanda was a pansexual?
Person 2: Does she fuck pans?
Person 1: I don’t think so…?
Person 2: Whatever, she’s a Pan Fucker either way

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