Personal Pan Pizza

A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.

Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!

Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?

Personal Pan Pizza

a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone

Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David

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Philadelphia Pan Pizza

A flattened out patty of dog feces caused by someone who stepped in it. These can be found all over the city.

Watch out, don't step in the Philadelphia Pan Pizza, your shoes will stink for the rest of the day!

pizza pan

A satellite dish from DirecTV, Echostar, and similar providers. So called because it is about the size of an average pizza pan.

The pizza pan was filling up with snow, so I missed the big game.

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Pan Pizza

A term used to describe a promiscious woman that generally meets "bop" criteria.

Bob: Aye bro! My girl cheated on me with the football team.
Jimmy: Dang bro! Don't trip, that girl been pan pizza. Everybody gets a slice.