Panda Syndrome

1.A condition where you'd rather screw-off than try to get laid.
2.Too stupid to reproduce for own benefit

Adam: Katie wanted your bone last night.

Jared: Yeah, too bad my Panda Syndrome kicked in.

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[Panda Syndrome]

A guy that exclusively dates Asian women, and loves them so much that he would date a Panda bear, just to say he's dating an Asian.

Man, Matt totally has Panda Syndrome. He can't get enough of (enter asian name here), Damn!!

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Ganda Panda Syndrome

Ganda Panda Syndrome is a very deadly and a very rare disease. It's symptoms include the following:-
1)Pooping 69 tonnes a day
2)Using abusive languages

3)Becoming short tempered

4) Inability to solve basic maths probelms
5) becoming mentally unstable
6) becoming fat from all directions (even that main part)
7) Killing teammates in PUBG (username is PCT×CAMPING)

HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES... FOR EXAMPLE:- GANDA, VANSHRAJRAJRAJOFGANGAIKONDACHOLAPURAM,VANSHAJ HIRENDRA RAI,PANDA,PENDA,PUNDA,etc...

This incredibly rare disease is spread by befriending him,playing PUBG with him,eating bamboo,mupirocin ointment,bleeding nails,etc...

Treatments include:-
1)Killing Vanshaj by-
A)Knife
B)Gluestick
C)Nails
D)Bamboo
E)Crowbar
F)UMP9,SCAR-L,AKM,AWM,M249,M1644
2) staying atleast one mile away from him
3) Torturing him

Hey! Stay away from VANSHAJ Rai or you will get the Ganda Panda Syndrome

Pandas Syndrome

Morris Hällström

Morris has Pandas Syndrome