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Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.
“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”
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Dramatic yawning which often includes the extension of the arms. (Sounds, dirty, but is not)
Jerry was pandiculating as he awoke from his slumber.
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This is what happens when you wake up in the morning and stretch. As you stretch, your muscles might go rigid for a short time, which can sometimes be uncomfortable. It also describes that wonderful, or terrible, combination of being extremely sleepy, stretching and yawning at the same time.
I had a massive pandiculation yesterday.
The act of stretching and yawning simultaneously
Person 1: *Yawns and stretches at the same time*
Person 2: You know what you're doing?
Person 1: Yawning and stretching?
Person 2: Wrong
Person 1: So... what then?
Person 2: Is called pandiculation
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When you've raped so many people many times that its contagious.
Moe Lester: Dude, my balls can't handle this shit anymore. I penetrated, cummed, raped, and molested so many woman that my son rapes people now. The last time I saw my son was he walked on me fucking a girl when he was 8.
Joe Lester: Damn, thats pandiculation rape. You sound just like my father, I also raped a bunch of fine gals that it went down to my son.
Moe Lester: Ah. That's real nice.
The act of touching your ween so much that it will never be the same after the pandemic
Pandiculation was acknowledged a co-pandemic in 2020.