Pandora Jerk

While watching Avatar, one must turn off all lights turn on black lights, have associate throw glitter in air while masterbating with blue fleshlight.

Oh my god I was doing a mean Pandora Jerk when my mom walked in and threw glitter at me.

I still have glitter in my eye from that Pandora Jerk on Tuesday.

Hey bro. Can you assist me in this Pandora Jerk. I gots the glitter.

*Ring * Ring *
James: Hello
Aaron: What time in that Pandora Jerk?
James: 11pm on Monday evening.
Aaron: Ok man I will bring glitter if I can borrow your fleshlight.
James: You gots yo'self a deal.

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