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A short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.
"Pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together." -- an apt description
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What started coronavirus
Micky Mouse- You ever have sex with a Pangolin.
Randy Marsh- Wtf is a Pangolin.
No one knows what this animal is.
Randy Marsh having sex with one of these started COVID-19.
Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*
is that a pangolin i see *dies from overwhelming cuteness*
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Pangolinism is a sexual obsession with pangolins, a scaly anteater.
A terrible addiction.
Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.
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The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.
"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"