panic mode

When you wake up from a night out and can't remember anything that you said or did so you immediately start to freak out trying to remember what occurred.

I wake up in panic mode every weekend.

After a night out , I wake up in panic mode and immediately text my friends for a recap on the night before.

TPM- Teacher Panic Mode

The anxiety & remorse filled day a teacher has on the very last day of a long break because they procrastinated & aren't prepared for class the next day. This day typically falls on a Sunday & most likely is a day that ends in crying & wine therapy.

Ms. Smith spent a large part of her last Sunday of holiday break in TPM- Teacher Panic Mode because she had spent all of her Christmas break in her yoga pants, playing the SIMs. She didn't think about those sniveling kids once. What are their names again…?

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battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.

OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT

(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

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Panic Faggot Mode

When a virus starts to spread and people turn into whiny little faggots.

Oh no! Costco got cleared out because half the city went Panic Faggot Mode!