Toilet Roll Panic

1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.

2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.

Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder

We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues

Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.

Sausage roll panic

Where you roll your self up tightly in your duvet and enter a claustrophobic panic mode.

I'll never do a sausage roll panic again, I thought I was gonna die.

Panic Roll

It's said when your freaking friend is worse at playing Dark Souls than you freaking grandma in a freaking wheelchair with freaking Alzheimer and the only freaking thing he freaking does is to hit the freaking R2 and start to freaking roll until his freaking stamina is out when the freaking boss makes a freaking single move.

Friend: *gets hit thrice and then starts to roll again and again* Yo its too difficult
You: Freaking idiot stop Panic Rolling or ill delete you from Brawl Stars