Panini Tozt

A shitty sandwich shop. Notably on the East Side of Manhattan and Long Island City.

It's famous for spit-in/spit-on entrees.

It's also famous for on-time delivery of its mediocre wares.

John: I have the munchies.
Vlad: Let's order from Panini Tozt!
John: No, Vlad -- that shit's nasty.
Vlad: Womp. I forgot about the time we had a peanut butter and saliva sandwich delivered.