A Marlboro smoking, overweight, small tooth hillbilly.
All of that pop and cigarettes are turning you into a pank pank!
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the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.
I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.
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To pank is to wank and poo simultaneously. Much like poopsterbating
/ poopsterbate ... but British.
Why you taking so long in there?
Having a pank. Panking.
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the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.
I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.
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While βpankingβ describes cumming while masterbating, you can also call someone a βpankβ in place of a bitch or a cunt.
βYea bro this kids such a pankβ βfuck you, you pankβ
The act of masturbating whilst simultaneously defecating.
Formed by the amalgamation of two more commonly known words, 'Poo' and 'Wank', the situation of panking can be described in a number of ways, e.g.
'Going to Pankistan'
'Watching the Shawpank Redemption'
'Trying to navigate Pank's Labyrinth'
'Taking a loan out from the Royal Pank of Scotland
Jamie: 'Hey Pete's been gone for a while?'
Ben: 'He's probably just panking.'
Jamie: 'That boy, he's relentless. A German Panker tank.'
Pete: 'Well pank you very much.'
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When matter is compressed downward. A common word in Northeastern Pennsylvania dialect.
The snow was so panked I could hardly shovel it.
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