When someone makes an astronomical amount of typos, they're said to have the pansy virus.
Person 1: YO DUDE GUESS WHAT
Person 2: HWTA
WTHA HAPNENED
ASNWER FAST DUMBSAS
Person 1: bro you okay? That's alotta typos there
Person 2: yse I'm oaky.
Person 3: Yeah they definitely have the pansy virus.