Pant Puddle

The almost always accident that occurs when after you pee and some of the left-over pee in your urethra drizzles down your pant legs: due to impatiences of not fully choking your peen,enough, after the act. This usually is an uncomfortable feeling that leaves you walking away from the bathroom/restroom in a sort of irregular step.

#1Mom: My son's underwears are always yellow. I think he has some sorta problem."
#2 Mom: Naw it's nothing out of the ordinary. Just Pant Puddle."

pants-puddle

having one's pants and underwear around one's ankles. The term is usually associated with acts of mastrabation.

I was jerking it in front of the computer with a pants-puddle around my ankles when my mom walked in, talk about awkward.

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