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An individual who collects underwear from ex-girlfriends, one night stands and the such.
"Hey Allison. Did you ever find your underwear?"
"No. I think Tim's a panty bandit."
"You should really call the Panty Bandit Denaturalization Commitee. They really are world class in bringing lost panties back to their rightful owners."
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Anyone who sneaks into a woman's dirty laundry, to get some of her dirty panties to smell and fantasize about her, while either pleasing them self or a lover pleasing them.
In order to be a panty bandit, you have to successfully sneak into a woman's dirty laundry and steal her dirty soiled panties successfully at least four times.
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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1.) One who steals panties in the act of fucking a girl.
2.) A guy who has sex with multiple girls at one time
Yeahhh that guy is a real Pantie Bandit. Did you see how many girls he is with?