Pants Hook

Sexual etiquette requires the female host of a romantic liaison to provide a hook or hanger upon which a gentleman may hang his trousers during foreplay and intercourse, lest they be wrinkled.

W: Kind sir, please make use of this pants hook upon my wall for your Guess Jeans.

M: Thank you, kind floozy. I can tell you are a woman of exceptional breeding.

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