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Panty Squirrel

A male or female that obsessively and compulsively absconds away with one or more pairs of their female lover's panties. The Panty Squirrel collects panties from their various lovers and sexual activities as mementoes. Panty Squirrels are most often single, promiscuous men involved in frequent one night stands.

Over the course of several years of promiscuous, single life, Roger had managed to collect a vibrant stash of female underwear from his sexual escapades. Roger had become and obsessed Panty Squirrel.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

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