panty patrol

The time when a girl is expecting her period in the next few days.

Jane: why do you have a sack of tampons?
Kelly: I'm on panty patrol :S

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Panty patrol

Late night when your mom makes sure you didn’t sneak out and she wearing nothing but a shirt and pantys.

“Here comes panty patrol lay down everyone”

“My mom does sick ass party patrols at night.”