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Papal Dispensation

The ejaculate caught by a condom.

A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.

You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!

by Bishop of Rome June 8, 2010

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