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paperwork

Court documents revealing what a prisoner's charges, criminal history, downward departures, etc. are. This is used to determine whether a person is a snitch, child molestor, or other kind of person considered undesirable by other prisoners. The Presentence Investigation Report is the gold standard of paperwork, because it tells everything that the probation officer was able to dig up about the prisoner's life, and details any assistance he may have rendered to the government; but prisoners are often forbidden to have it in their possession for that exact reason. At higher security prisons, people are often expected to show their paperwork within a certain period of time (e.g. a week or a month) or they'll be checked in to protective custody by their fellow prisoners.

"Lemme see your paperwork."

by Tochterlieber March 8, 2014

88πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


paperwork

Wiping your ass with toilet paper after you take a shit.

I just had the shits. The paperwork took forever.

by Jeremy Gillespie April 25, 2004

92πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


paperwork

To be engaged in the act of rolling a marijuana smoking apparatus ("blunt", "spliff", "joint").

Jims doing some paper work, and then we're going to smoke this fat-ass L.

Jim:Excuse me while I finish some paperwork.

by Wolf X Lax 22 July 17, 2010

22πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


paperwork

Codename for money, usually money earnt illegally.ie.drugs

BadAss: Be at 'you know where' at 'you know when' and ill give you the 'you know what'.
SomeGuy: ok, ill give you the paperwork then.

by [Cyanide] November 21, 2004

35πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


paperwork

What you set your IM status to when taking a shit at the office.

I'll catch you guys in 10, I've got to take care of some paperwork.

by cracker-ass-cracker January 26, 2005

9πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Paperwork

Something the police says they have too much of so they don’t write you up for smoking weed

Paperwork canna

by P.L.U.R. kind friend May 5, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Paperwork

The stimulation or manipulation of ones own genitals, especially to orgasm; sexual self gratification.

I filed so much paperwork last night that my hand went numb and now I might have carpal tunnel.

by Gymfreak53 May 25, 2017

10πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž