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Paper clip

A metal clip that holds paper together.

Chas. Manson: Son, what is that in your hand?

Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.

Chas. Manson: You don't mean...

Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.

Chas. Manson: Damn!

Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.

Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.

Son of Sam: Prick.

by Richard Halliburton August 25, 2007

302๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paper clip

A strange mystical item that you find at school on the floor and pass to your friends between classes for no reason

Hey guys I still have the paper clip

by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paper clip

A homosexual that likes to clip things to paper.

-"Ah, Jerry, I see you've been um...paper clipping, uh?"

-"Oh, yes Tom. I just love being a homosexual that clips things to paper."

by I ate a fish July 11, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paper clip

A promiscuous woman, one who is known for doing questionable things such as having sex with people they meet at tables in night clubs and gaining free entry to establishments for no other reason but to be decoration.

Synonyms: whore, slut, coke whore, boat slut, dirt, girl, woman

Damm this club has some high quality paper clips tonight!

by gym rat June 9, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


paper clip

1. the annoying figure on microsoft word
2.a matal device for keeping papers together
3.a metal object that can be bent to make it hop

1. i hate the paperclip on microsoft word
2.i used a paper clip to keep my folders together
3. i made a paerclip hop and it poked someone in the eye

by Andrew October 2, 2004

291๐Ÿ‘ 211๐Ÿ‘Ž


paper clip

a "paper clip" holds your shit together

duuudee pass me a "paper clip"..my papers are flying everywhere, they need to beheld" together

by peyperr chlip July 7, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paper Clip

metal used for clippin shit

Hey, Cathy, hand me a paper clip. This shit needs clipping.

by Lexington March 8, 2005

120๐Ÿ‘ 151๐Ÿ‘Ž