paper bag princess

A female with an immaculate body, but a less than satisfactory face.

Named after popular Robert Munch character of the same name.

"this girl had a nice body, but a filthy face, so I put a paper bag on her head, and had my way with her. One might just call her a paper bag princess"

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paper bag princess

A girl or young woman who realizes, like the character in Robert Munsch's book of the same name, that she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

"Lauren's life as a paper bag princess meant that she'd always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations."

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paper bag princess

Girl with a hot body but minging face

Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.

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