Papi Chupacabra

The antithesis of a papi chulo. A man who believes he is God’s gift looks wise, but in fact is so ugly, that looking at him will hurt your feelings.

I don’t understand her - she keeps trying to get him back because she remembers what he looked like when they met. But that was nearly 20 years ago, and Papi Chulo has become Papi Chupacabra!