Paradise Roll

It is the metaphorical dice you roll when you are married or dating someone and the odds you face the more you suck off your high school sweetheart. Odds are in your favor If you make it into the house the next morning and lay out on the couch hoping they never noticed you weren’t home all night.

Oh my god, I sucked his cock again last night. I wonder how many paradise rolls I have left .

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