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Parent day is on June 15 where you honor your parents and you do what they tell you.
Parent: do your chores! It’s parent day!
Kid: ok!
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Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.
Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”
AUGUST 1ST
like mother's/father's day,
but for nonbinary parents
(or *accepting* parents of enby kids).
(August 1st): "Happy (Nonbinary) Parent's Day, you wonderful people!!!"
This national day is October 26th. Its an entire day made for disobeying your parents.
(Please dont do anything too extreme though.)
ARE YOU HYPED FOR National Disobey Your Parents Day
definition: do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. play music loudly, stay up late, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages but your parents wouldn't approve (torn jeans), yell at them from another room :)
Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?#
Karen: what's that?
Me: fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan, is doing something your parents don't want you to do
Karen: not talk to the manager >:c
This day falls on January 1st.
Start your year off with proving who's the boss.
Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
Non-Binary Parent's Day is a day to celebrate parents that aren't just a Mother and/or a Father. It is celebrated on the 4th Sunday of July.
My parent doesn't like being lumped under mother's day, so we celebrate Non-binary Parent's Day instead.