Paris, Texas

A shithole town. Everyone is fucking judgemental, there's nothing to do here, so don't ever fucking move here unless you're an old man that has no life and wishes he could fuck a goat :D

I hate where i live. Which is Paris, Texas.

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Paris, Texas

"The biggest little small town in Texas." Contrary to popular belief, Paris is not the most country and hillbilly place around. It is a perfectly normal town that has both intelligent and unintelligent people (just like anywhere else).

Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)

Guy 1: Dude! Did you know there was a Paris, Texas?
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.

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