park street

A trashy bar in Columbus that prides itself on being unable to adequately control its patrons. If you go here you can expect to be choked out by a former employee on a power trip. When this happens, resistance is futile, and one should go limp and allow themselves to be carried out by the tattooed man with a penis that can only be measured by the micron scale.

Random bystander: "Yo dude he's throwin' up the peace signs"
The one being choked: "Gargle gargle gargle"
Micro-penis choker:"Givin' him the park street"
Random bystander: "Oh ok, he must be another innocent person"

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Park street

A place full of girls that are team player crackheads, halfway drug dealers and old nasty bitches tryna sell pussy or you could get shot for no reason

Guy: hey you tryna go to park street

Guy2: hell nah I tryna overdose or die and I don’t want no damn old bitch pussy

Parked On Bateson Street

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.

“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street