Parkview Aids

A horrible form of the common cold which slowly rips your souls out of you body and crushes any plans you had to get lit on the weekends. Symptoms include diarrhea, cough, sore throat and almost anything in between. Originally formed in the Parkview apartments at Florida International University.

Dude 1: Yo let’s hit the club this weekend.

Dude 2: Nah man I caught parkview aids and I’m slowly deteriorating into absolute shit.

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