Parrot tongue

A condition usually occurring after a night of heavy drinking or eating salty food where one wakes up with ones tongue so completely dry, that it actually clicks when struck from side to side on the inside of ones mouth.

Man, I tell ya Billy, I woke up with parrot tongue so bad last night after the Darkness concert, I had to soak it in Gatorade for more than an hour!

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