Parry Pane

A very handsome looking man who plays for the club Tottenham Hotspur and England national team.
Just like Penaldo, he is usually known for ghosting in and around stadiums (mostly when on international duty) until a foul occurs inside the box and he will be ready to take the spot-kick in no time, should the referee give then pen

Mate, did you see that that goal scored from the spot against the Swiss by Parry Pane?

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Parry Pane

An English Striker who used to play for Tottenham, but now in Bayern Munich. He likes to farm goals and try to win top scorer, but will never win any legitimate trophies. The only trophies he won are Mickey Mouse trophies such as the Audi Cup.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Harry Kane moved from Tottenham to Bayern Munich
Person 2: Oh oh, Parry Pane will bring the bottleham curse and Bayern will lose the Bundesliga winning streak.