Part-time Alcoholic

A part-time alcoholic is a person who drinks more often than they should, but aren't alcohol dependent.

Boy 1: "Do you drink every night?"
Boy 2: "Yeah."
Boy 1: "You're an alcoholic."
Boy 2: "No, I don't drink at work I'm not alcohol dependent, I'm a part-time alcoholic."

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