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Party Alice

Party Alice, is the polar opposite of Alice. Alice is a responsible home owner with 2 kids, a husband, a dog and reads Mrs Hinch on her down time.

Party Alice is usually found at 2am in the neighbours fridge, hunting for the glass rolling pin to knock her friends tooth out.

Standard Party Alice attire includes Lego bricks on her toes for shoes, a child size skeleton outfit, or on a casual night she may wear the common banana skin.

“Bobby, you need to come get your wife... she’s in The fridge again”
“Who Alice? “
“No... Party Alice”

Bobby does not hesitate to get in the car.

by Seahorze October 22, 2020